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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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