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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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