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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Love Letters Sent: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
Magic Items Found: 1526 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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