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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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