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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mines Excavated: 2157
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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