| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
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d7.gamely.pro:25813
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Votes: | 710 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 157 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2244 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7514 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6144 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 52 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8451 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 552 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3497 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8187 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 343 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2974 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 256 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7947 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 196 | Animals Bred: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6886 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5555 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8376 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 254 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 795 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
