| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7570 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4567 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
hvx server without anti-cheat
d7.gamely.pro:25813
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 832 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 164 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 287 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1996 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2923 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
89.169.4.188
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6503 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9975 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1101 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5946 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 117 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9830 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 779046 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8173 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8398 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4093 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
