lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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