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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
Meteorites Collected: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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