| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 190 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 103 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.
so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 715 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.
IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 386 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 75 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4543 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 193 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 952 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3062 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
