VanillasmithcraftSMP Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	211	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	9570	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4186
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7984	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	4035
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	9588	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	10

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8282	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	4451
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	6308
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	2940

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

Players:	96/300	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	3487	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0