Vanilla What? I Dream of Creeping, Not Grieving! Join now, age 16+! 1.20.4!

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Vanillarite Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community	A lively, vibrant community for mature players
Players	Players and communities, map art, and building
Environment	Welcomes everyone, calm and chill atmosphere
Includes	Grinders, Builders, Sellers/Shop Owners, Redstoners, Map Art builders
Features	Claiming, Ranks, Ice ways teleportation system

Vanillarite Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?

A: Yes, Vanillarite welcomes everyone, including but not limited to LGBTQIA+ community members.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, there is zero pay-to-win on this server. All players have equal opportunities to progress.

Q: How can players claim land on the server?

A: Players can claim land using toggleable flags. By default, explosions and PvP are disabled, but can be enabled if needed.

Q: Is there a server-wide teleportation system?

A: Yes, the server has the “Ice ways” teleportation system, removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

Q: Where can I find the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found at rules.vanillarite.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos and Creativity Collide! #1453

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending journey. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael in action.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a target extraction mission involving someone named Heathcliff? Who knows what kind of craziness will unfold!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. And don’t forget to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam for the full experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with EGOs, Sinners, and general chaos. It’s gonna be a blast! See you there, if you dare! 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	612136
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Potions Brewed:	177
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Box of Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	182	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	116	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5889
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mines Excavated:	3587
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	1253	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	107	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GetALifeCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6985	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.