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SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	3700
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Votes:	5042	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6074

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	60

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4540
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1378
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2