| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1792 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8587 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
