| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6678 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!
But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?
Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4584 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 976 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
