VandalVoyageMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	291
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crops Grown:	1628	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	2329	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1403	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2784	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5718	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	125
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9675
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Villages Defended:	8	Mines Excavated:	4303

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7932

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	523849	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	2995	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12