| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4736 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1040 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.
But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6927 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9609 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 242 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Ores Mined: | 919 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2390 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2665 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9345 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Votes: | 3630 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6882 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1252 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1611 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Farms Harvested: | 184 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1202 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1981 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4561 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 58 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2476 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Server IP | unitesmp.modrinth.gg |
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| Apply Here | https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ |
This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1. |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA
Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 177 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 9225 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5604 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 607 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.
Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!
