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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5697 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4714 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!