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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8740
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	187	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3322	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	587
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	94/900	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	8582
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7