ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	323	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	4178	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9558	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6000
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6361	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	52
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Towns Built:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ores Mined:	3829	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	129	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	3256	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2904
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	55610	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	2938	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!