| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8923 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3345 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1997 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1414 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 726 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 247 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7726 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | New Chunks Explored: | 30407 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2921 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9709 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9491 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6499 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6034 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2486 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6505 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 298 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
