| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9502 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5105 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 49 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3240 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 109 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5747 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 557 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9038 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9876 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3067 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1961 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Region | South US |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4487 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2364 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 239 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 304 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 980 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!
So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6756 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6121 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1595 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.
epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9053 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!
And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?
So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!
