| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7071 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9719 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2128 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7956 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6767 |
| Farms Harvested: | 718 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 94053 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8127 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8281 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5344 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 629 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 114 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4654 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9172 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4443 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3027 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3308 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1353 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
| Server Details |
|---|
| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
