RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	3823
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	2103	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Void Gems Collected:	26	Animals Bred:	150

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Emeralds Found:	2394	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9347	Magic Items Found:	4816
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	160
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mines Excavated:	3798
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Valor Network

Updated October 20, 2024

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

Updated October 20, 2024

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Updated October 20, 2024

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

Updated October 20, 2024

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

Updated October 20, 2024

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyPickupLines

Updated October 20, 2024

CraftyChemWarfare

Updated October 20, 2024

Ligma Craft

Updated October 20, 2024

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 20, 2024

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1