Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Dimension Hops: 0
Star Shards Collected: 209 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Buildings Constructed: 44 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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