| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 777 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7681 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6058 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4368 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7330 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1752 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8015 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8104 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2085 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8915 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4425 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 149 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7376 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 130 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8259 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2857 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1309 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9244 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
