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KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	6399	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2858
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	933823	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3844	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	926331
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5137
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	979

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crops Grown:	4127	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	189	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	148
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Buildings Constructed:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	6071	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	257	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	711981	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mines Excavated:	2478
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7047	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6