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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4977 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!