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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8437 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
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