UsM Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

158.69.169.179

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	960	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	2800	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	6072
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Potions Brewed:	149	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1735	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Votes:	8462
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	912

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9866	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever