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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Farms Harvested:	540
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2342

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	5603	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Star Shards Collected:	237
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7664	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Emeralds Found:	440
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	2990
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	967545	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1678
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	4632	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564527
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	355	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8398
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9