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PuppyGuiltNoMore

adoption, anger, apartment, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, complex, compromise, Conflict, Distance, Dogs, family, Favor, Girlfriend, Grandma, Gratitude, Guilt, Pets, PuppyGuiltNoMore, RESPONSIBILITY, rules

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Runes Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Players Killed by Monsters:	5066
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Potions Brewed:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9220
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1860

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	7188
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	268	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Animals Bred:	165
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Players:	102/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0