UsM Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3267
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

158.69.169.179

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	2780	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	808
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ores Mined:	1508	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	799613	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Votes:	7349	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	7388	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

HappyBlock SMP

appreciation, better, Contentment, daily routine, Day, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlock, joy, little things, mood booster, Peace, positive vibes, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Simple, small gestures, Smile, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of craziness? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit AF, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever

MineCraftMadness

Automation, Chores, daily routine, delegation, efficiency, errands, household tasks, MinecraftMadness, mundane tasks, organization, Prioritization, productivity, repetitive tasks, simplifying, streamlining, stress relief, time consuming, Time management, time-saving, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
New Chunks Explored:	658894	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	51	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

air pollution index, air quality, city rankings, environmental impact, environmental issues, global pollution, Hanoi, Hanois, Havoc, health concerns, most polluted city, polluted cities, PollutedCraft, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution data, pollution levels, pollution monitoring, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, Southeast Asia, urban pollution, Vietnam

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	470	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magic Items Found:	2954	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!

Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractiveness, beauty standards, Black women, body image, crystal, disabled, discrimination, Diversity, Echoes, Elderly, empowerment, fat girls, feminism, gender, hyping up, Insecurity, marginalized groups, Race, societal standards, Stereotypes, trannies, white women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	109	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!

SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

Business, Competition, consumer goods, Crosshairs, Economy, Exports, fashion, foreign relations, global market, government policy, Imports, international trade, Manufacturing, mexico, MexiTariffMayhem, Retail, Shein, SheinTemuCraft, supply chain, Tariffs, Temu, Trade

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!