UselessPower Minecraft SMP

bizarre power, extraordinary ability, funny, Minecraft, odd capability, peculiar talent, pointless skill, quirky, Random, random skill, smp, special ability, strange skill, SUPERPOWER, uncommon gift, unique talent, unusual knack, useless, useless ability, useless superpower, useless talent, UselessPower, weird talent

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.

If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?

So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256199
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	143
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Potions Brewed:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7619
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	169
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Farms Harvested:	204	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!