UselessPower Minecraft SMP

bizarre power, extraordinary ability, funny, Minecraft, odd capability, peculiar talent, pointless skill, quirky, Random, random skill, smp, special ability, strange skill, SUPERPOWER, uncommon gift, unique talent, unusual knack, useless, useless ability, useless superpower, useless talent, UselessPower, weird talent

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.

Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.

If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?

So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3018	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8342	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Farms Harvested:	273	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3339
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	4143	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	540	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3913	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2183	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!