USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	250	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9500	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	867702	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2801	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	7314	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	8985
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	5464	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!