USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8792
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Farms Harvested:	469	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	4845	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	588
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	272514
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	87
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1877	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.