| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1115 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9040 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 645 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8362 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1169 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5369 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 885559 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5289 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4993 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2761 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1047 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1681 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2606 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4390 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 288 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3334 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6826 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9101 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7815 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Votes: | 1185 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1294 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
