Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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