UnsafeExpertMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8819	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of unpredictability and chaos!

Join us if you dare, where once safe activities like mining for diamonds or building a cozy little house can quickly turn into a death-defying adventure. Our server is like a rollercoaster of danger, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, maybe that cute little sheep you were trying to shear will turn into a bloodthirsty monster!

Experts once thought that playing Minecraft was a harmless pastime, but on our server, it’s a whole new ball game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun definitely is!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2307
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	865	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	1723
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	1453	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	994
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5875

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Players Killed by Monsters:	3174	Animals Bred:	142
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Animals Bred:	120
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	73
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?