so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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