| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5577 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 9205 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2346 |
| Emeralds Found: | 556 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8190 |
And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Votes: | 790 |
On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 710 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?
Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7799 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.
Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4150 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).
so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1132 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4182 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6281 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2168 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2174 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1970 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7596 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1844 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2312 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
