come join our epic minecraft server where every player is a wild adventure waiting to happen! we got players with stories crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes! another player tamed a whole army of creepers and used them to take over a village!

if you join our server, you’ll be entering a world where the only limit is your imagination! build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a dragon, or create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure! the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft server adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	613
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	331	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7401	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6200	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	185
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Star Shards Collected:	231	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5828
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Fuvkkkk, Kiwii, kiwii fuvkkkk, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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