United States of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Potions Brewed:	195
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	1304	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	90
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Void Gems Collected:	13

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1798	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crops Grown:	6262
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	9732
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	303

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6113	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2