Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 7600 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Villages Defended: 10
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Star Shards Collected: 76
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ores Mined: 2780 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Crops Grown: 5596 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 123 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 255 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Star Shards Collected: 195
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 367
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Emeralds Found: 7232 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6099 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Farms Harvested: 798
    Animals Bred: 182 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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