SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1123 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.
Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?
So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.
So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
