UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	199	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

Attack on Pearl Harbor, axis powers, Emperor Hirohito, Hirohito, imperial Japan, japanese, Japanese aggression, Japanese attack, Japanese culture, Japanese decision making, japanese history, Japanese imperialism, Japanese military, Japanese motives, Japanese perspective, Japanese politics, Japanese society, Japanese strategy, Minecraft, Pacific War, Pearl Harbor, smp, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1668	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2226	Star Shards Collected:	215
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7403	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZooCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	3016	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Runes Activated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezDroneBlasters

aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, drone unit, hezbollah, Hezbollah drones, HezDroneBlasters, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, iran, Iran support, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE, weapons

so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ignite Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, survival server multiplayer PvP factions minigames economy RPG custom mobs quests dungeons boss fights exploration building community events challenges loot crafting mining adventure

{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

Amanogawa Shiina, Archive Channels, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, connectivity, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rinkou ashelia, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

Addressed, age difference, aita, assuming, Attention, big deal, Bigots, Bitch, bothered, Cocktail, CONSERVATIVE, CousinCraft, Cousins wedding, distant, DROPPED, Family Events, hurtful, Included, Invitation, invited, Lesbian, loud, making a scene, mean, normal family, not invited, open-minded, ourlastname, Ruining, Siblings, sick, Traditional, wedding day, WeddingGate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

beauty, Confidence, personal growth, PrettyCraft, realization, Realizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4423	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

BLOWIN, border skirmish, Conflict, cross-border conflict, Defense, east asia, inter-Korean road, international news, Joint Chiefs of Staff, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, mdl, Military Action, military response, military standoff, names, North Korea, political tension, RETALIATION, Roads, security measures, south korea, South Korean military, takin, Tension

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3932
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!