Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Mines Excavated: 4308 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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