Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 7977 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
