Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adversity, comedy, Cultural differences, Cultures, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicities, film, forced to work together, foreigner, friendship, funny, good friend, humor, jokesters, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, smp, teamwork, unfamiliar, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5135
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7457
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9501	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crops Grown:	3246
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	2103	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Items Found:	1338
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.