Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adversity, comedy, Cultural differences, Cultures, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicities, film, forced to work together, foreigner, friendship, funny, good friend, humor, jokesters, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, smp, teamwork, unfamiliar, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Obsidian Addicts United

addicts, BIZARRE, compulsion, Curiosity, fascination, Fixation, habits, Mystery, Obsession, obsidian, odd, peculiar, people, perplexing, perplexing behavior, Psychology, puzzling, Quirk, strange behavior, Understanding, Unexplainable, United, UNUSUAL

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Enchantments Applied:	184
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	535
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4303	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	4474
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Adult-only, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Event Server, Feline, Fine, forcefield, HACKING, Lgbt, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, Purrfect, PvP, quality of life, season 1, Server Rules, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border, World Edit, x-ray

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	85
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	6119	Star Shards Collected:	271
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	263	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1044
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	8471
Farms Harvested:	334	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!